Day: 24. June 2010

 I am just doing this for warm up. full list of round things! Give me a comment and tell me if you can think of more.

• my mirror
• poka dots
• round bandages
• bottle caps
• my clock
• my cap
• my friends calcualtor
• tummy button
• buttons
• earth
• sun
• mars
• venus
• jupiter
• pluto
• neptune
• mercury
• moon
• grape
• soccerballs
• baseballs
• tennisballs
• paddleballs
• bouncyballs
• beachballs
• bowlingballs
• exerciseballs
• watermelon
• melon
• orange
• certen bowls
• cherries

I cant name any more!

A young girl, at the very most only age 4, glared menacingly at the lawn ornament recently picked out by here sister. It was quite obvious that it was picked out to annoy her, but it was doing much more than that.

What could a simple lawn gnome do to annoy someone so much? It was planning her downfall. Margo, as the girl was named, knew it. It was so obvious: the thing had fangs, a pick axe, and a dwarf hat. All of those things put together obviously means evil. Not the ‘Oh, I’m going to accidentally throw this soda can into the trash can instead of the recycle bin.’. It was more like the ‘I’m going to stalk you until you become uncomfortable, then I’m going to eat the cookies you baked while you sleep and not even leave you one.’ sort of thing, or maybe it was the ‘I’m going to break all your crayons, steal all of your candy, then I’m gonna cancel your subscription to Barbie Magazine.’.

Either way, that could not happen. All of those things that the gnome was planning to destory were all extremely precious to little Margo, so she decided that she must destroy it.

Even though this situation was incredibly important, it would have to wait until after lunch. Today, Mama’s making Mac’N'Cheese. And Mac’N'Cheese was much more valuable than everything the stupid dwarf-hat-wearing-gnome was destroying.

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Margo didn’t even have the chance to get outside before she saw the gnome. When she saw it, it was edging it’s way through the grass, and towards the porch. This thoroughly scared the wits out of the poor girl, who already had suffered from enough emotional trauma when her sister bought the dreaded creature.

She quickly ran inside, tripping on the hooded sundress with the bunny ears on the hood. Margo then quickly crawled up the stairs(if there were Olympics for babies, she would have won the gold for crawling) and into her sister’s room. She them proceeded to scream something along the lines of “THAT MEANIE STATUE YOU BOUGHT IT TERRORIZING MEEEE! HELP!!! BURN IT!!! THROUGH IT INTO A VOLCANO IN HAWAII!!!”.

Her sister simply ignored her, and continued talking on the phone with her boyfriend. Margo never liked that boy…not that she liked any boy, but that was besides the point.

This is just part one, since I’m too lazy to write anymore. Anyway, tell me what you think. Why Margo’s siter was ignoring her will hopefully be explained in the next part. Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY will be able to guess why. If you do…I’ll give you a virtual cookie.