Day: 22. February 2012

Why to keep your room clean

You clean your room because you keep bugs out you get to play games and so you have a nice room.

Bugs can hide in dirty clothes. They also can get in the trash. Bugs can get in your bed and make you sick

If your room is clean your mom will let you play different games. Your room has to be clean to play twister, the Wii to play store and vet.

Clean rooms are nice rooms. You can find what you are looking for. They are more organized

So keeping your room clean you don’t get bugs. Your mom let’s you do stuff and you can find your things

In the beginning there were four Elves. Spark, Niam, Elk and Dant. Each was bestowed with a supernatural gift. Niam, the eldest one and the first female, was given the power of great wisdom. Spark, the practical thinker, was blessed with magical abilities. Dant, the great strategist, had cunning for his virtue, and finally Elk, the youngest, was given extreme martial strength. Together, these four Elves shaped the world. They created the race that was modeled on themselves. For six years, they lived happily as the rulers of Ibontea, the land from whenst they came. Until one day, there a great argument between Elk and Dant and they became very spiteful towards each other. Dant thought, seeing as they had created the race, Elves should be their slaves. Elk was highly against this, and he fought bitterly with Dant for two months. Then one night, Dant decided that he had shared power long enough. He arranged for Elk to be kidnapped by his loyal bodyguards and he had Spark locked away in a icy dungeon that was magic draining. Finally, he battled his older sister Niam, who he knew would never allow herself to be caught.  Wielding his magnificent spear, he finally defeated her on the desert plains and Dant strapped her soul inside a crystal.

Assuming that all his siblings were dealt with, he took over as emperor of Ibontea. But, Dant did not realise that Elk was far stronger than he looked. He had escaped the guards and went into hiding in the great mountain of Arcon. He observed Dant’s evil rule from afar, and eventually he came up with a solution. He built a temple out there on the freezing mountain, and he trained young elves in all the ways of battle he knew. He assembled his own private army, to one day take back what is rightfully theirs. . .

I actually wrote the start of this years ago, so I cleaned it up a bit (well actually a lot) and it turned out like this. I might turn it into a series if I have time. Well anyway, great stories everyone! Keep on writing! 

They might find you in the box. You think. You grab Jimmy’s hand and you run to the door. It opens automatically. There are six escape pods. Jimmy gets into one and so do you. They’re manual, but there’s pictures which makes things easier. You escape with Jimmy behind you. It seems the aliens spotted you because they came out in intercepting spacecrafts. You start panicking and sart pressing the direction, altitude and speed buttons. Jimmy seems fine. He’s calm and is just pressing buttons like it were a real world of exploration.

You start thinking that it’s time to give them a little hard time. You increase altitude and speed to make a loop behind the four aliens. You start thinking if there’s a shoot control on this escape pod. You do see something which could be the shooting buttons. One is a red button that says emergancy. And the other looks like a picture of an explosion. This could be the self destruct button and the red one may be the eject button, but one might be a shooting button. But which one?

(a) The red button

(b) The one with the explosion on it

You tell Jimmy to jump into the box with you. When you jump in, he realise you’ve activated a whole lot of bombs. You exploded. A hole was cut through the spaceship, but you’re dead.

You Lose

Grandfather: What are your average grades boy?

Grandson: B+

Grandfather: When I was your age, I got A+!

How many fights do you get into?

Grandson: So far only two.

Grandfather: When I was your age, I got into a fight everyday!

How old are you, boy?

Grandson: Nine years old.

Grandfather: When I was your age, I was Eleven years old!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!

R.I.P

IN MEMORY OF GOKU WHO DIED OF NO AIR, WHICH WAS CAUSED BY LAUGHING TOO MUCH

Hm. No pancakes for me then. Never mind. I never liked pancakes anyway. Or this pancake day lark.

I watched in silence as all the other children enjoyed their pancakes that the people at the orphanage had so lovingly prepared. Pancake day is the ONLY day when the children actually get up and run downstairs to breakfast, for once happy to start the day.

Being blind in my left eye meant I was unable to see very well and very often children would push and shove me over. And I would always be late to breakfast, pancake day or not.

On this particular day however, there were no pancakes left. Or any breakfast left for that matter.  The teachers didn’t seem to care. They never did care much for me anyway. I was seen as the weakling, the one who most likely will never get adopted.

“He looks like a freak, with that blind eye”

“One blue, one white….creep”

“Aster is a freak”

“Stupid kid. Poor kid. Doesn’t get any pancakes today!”

I ignored them all and stood up. It wasn’t time to go to lessons but what did I care? Anything is good, as long as I’m not stuck with these losers.

“You can have my pancake if you like” I hear someone say. I turn to see a girl stood there, holding out a plate with a lone pancake on it. She looks serious, but I shake my head.

“Why not?” she asks. I shrug, and go to walk away.

“Fine, please yourself, Aster” she smirks, putting extreme emphasis on my name. I snap. I turn round, knock the plate out of her hand and watch as the plate shatters at my feet and the pancake splat on the floor.

Hope you all had a great pancake day today, if you celebrate it. I usually do, but this year I didn’t. My Dad got into a huge man-strop because the pancakes shrivelled and burnt. Call me spoilt or fussy or whatever, but when he offered me these readymade pancakes, I looked at him as if to say “Are you freaking kidding me?” Those things had 15 grams of flipping fat in them. And goodness knows how much sugar.

Don’t get me wrong, I love pancakes and usually I don’t care about the amount of fat or whatever in my food. But just recently, I’ve been trying to lose weight, and my parents aren’t making it any easier. What part of “Please buy me fruit” are they struggling with? I never realised fruit was now the new name for chocolate and cake.

So, I decided to vent using my new character, Aster. He is 12 years old and was born blind in his left eye. He was abandoned on the steps of the orphanage as a baby and is mocked, teased and taunted every day. He doesn’t speak. He can’t. There’s something wrong with his vocal chords.

Sooner or later, I don’t exactly know when, I’m going to be making a custom model of him. A doll, if you’re going to be fussy. Just have to wait on a few things. Such as wait for my Dad’s man-strop to go away. And another package to arrive. Oh, and

From….A very irritated xThreeDaysGracex (I sound like a right little brat, don’t I? I promise you, I’m not always like this…just school stresses me out something rotten….I’ve had so much time off due to illnesses and the teacher’s expect me to still hand in non-existent homework…. ;__; Thank goodness for KWC. A place where you can just vent your feelings out -w-)

Riddle#1 :

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

Riddle#2 :

I give you a group of three. One is sitting down, and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns.What are the group of three?

Riddle#3 :

I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be. What is the word

Riddle#4 : Three lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks

what am i?

Riddle#5 :  Glittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust

what am i?

Riddle#6 : The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

Riddle#7 :

The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn’t know they are. What is it?

Riddle#8 :

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Riddle#9 :

What’s black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you’re all through with it?

Riddle#10 :

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

If you dont get them dont worry

I will post them soon!

You have to go back for Jimmy, his your friend. Nevertheless, your best friend. You go out the door which just seems to open by itself. You imagine yourself in the vent while you walk. You reach the door. It has an electrical key code system. You look around and you see a factory. No is your chance to be in a real space ship! You find a box. You look into it and it has laser pistols. You take one, but then you see an illusion-hologram camera. You can only hold one, but which one?

(c) The laser pistol

(d) The illusion-hologram camera

You decide it’s too risky. You enter the space shuttle and fly away. As you get closer to Earth, you start seeing a red outline around you. The next thing you know is you wake up in your bed. You want to put on clothes, but you see you already got clothes on. It was all a dream. You check your calender. It’s saturday. It was a dream! You go to Jimmy’s house, but his mother says he’s been missing for a week and so were you, but you came back.

I’m not sure if it’s a win or a lose so I’ll just say.

You Win