Category: Jokes/Riddles

Tickle your bones with funny Jokes & Riddles

I`m very small                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I melt in your mouth                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                And I`m cold!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am small

I mostly am on a piece of paper

I make people do a motion that sometimes make somebody else do it

What am I

write answer in comment

 A boy standing with grape juice in front of the microwave: “I want my grape juice warm.”

Mom walkes in: “Sure. Anything for you!”

She hugs him and then says:” Are you warm now?”

Boy: “I was talking about the juice.”

Mom:” I was warming you up so that you can drink cold juice.” 

I have a beak.

My back feet has finns.

My front feet has claws.

What am I?

Write the anwser in a  comment.

I possess knowledge,

I know an entire language, maybe two,

I didn’t go to college,

To know, read me you should do.

I have eyes that will make you stone,

I have many teeth that will make you scream,

I have hair that slithers,

What am I???

Comment and tell me your guesses. If you are right you can do half of a story and I’ll do the rest. This is easy you guys and if multiple people get it right the first person to answer it right will win:)

Here’s my firt joke.

Will you remember me tomorrow?

Yes

Will you remember me next month?

Yes

Okay! {pause} Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

See you forgot me already!

Here’s a riddle.

I love eating fish.

I lay aggs but I have fur.

I have webed feet but I’m not a duck.

What am I?

Hmmm?

Please leave your answers!!!

I have green hair and I can not bear to be unfair,

I have blue toes and I wiggle my nose,

I am filled with care and I like to share,

What am I?

Send me comments and the person who gets this right gets to half a story with me. Or whatever you suggest I really don’t care. Email: sydbai@yahoo.com