Category: Jokes/Riddles

Tickle your bones with funny Jokes & Riddles

You take the hologram

thing and use it on an alien that is there. The hologram thing is actualy a hypnotising thing. You tel the only alien that’s there to give you a key card. It does. You find Jimmy and you and him escape in escape pods using the pictograms. You tell NASA of your experiences, but they don’t believe you.

You Win

Wierd, when I tried to load a pic, every single word in the preview was gone, but when I took it away, it was there!

1. What is slippery and smells nice?

2. What stink like you can’t explain it and has stripes and it is a living thing?

3. What is do you call a person that is very small?

4. What is small but intelligent and a insect?

5. What is poisonous and scary?

This was made during the rugby world cup.

In a rugby tornament, each team played each other team once. The league table of that point was:

1. Springboks: 1win, 2 draws, 0 losses and 4 points
2. All Blacks: 1 win, 1 draw, 1 loss and 3 points
3. Wallabies: 1 win, 1 draw, 1 loss and 3 points
4. England: 1 win, o draws, 2 losses and 2 points

If England now beats the All Blacks, then which of the statements are true.

• The Wallabies defeated the All Blacks, but lost to England
• The Springboks won against either the All Blacks or the Wallabies
• In matches against England, the All Blacks were more successful than the Wallabies
• In matches against Wallabies, the springboks were more successful than the All Blacks
• Wallabies were undefeated except against the All Blacks

One question, how get pics from the internet. They say I’m not allowed.

Raqshan liked a girl in his class. Her name was xThreeDaysGracex. Raqshan didn’t know how to talk to girls so he went to his older brother’s room. Raqshan asked AloosAvian how to talk to girls. AloosAvian couldn’t spell very well. He wrote every single word down on a piece of paper because he couldn’t talk.

One day Raqshan took his cue cards out and started talking to xThreeDaysGracex. He looked at his first cue card. “You look and smell like garlic,” said Raqshan. “What?” said xThreeDaysGracex very offended. “Wait come closer,” said Raqshan, looking into xThreeDaysGracex’s eyes, “Your eyes look like dynamite.” Raqshan touched xThreeDaysGracex’s hand. “I am a Bantu.” xThreeDaysGracex left him.

Raqshan got his mother to interpretate AloosAvian’s sign language. Sydney then said: “He says that he meant with everything.. wait, let me write it on a page.

Sydney gave it to Raqshan. It siad:

You look and smell like Jasmine. (I forgot this piece)

Your eyes look like diamonds

I love you.

AloosAvian just shrugged. As you can see, I used some of your peoples names.

You take the laser pistol. You then find that with it, comes a mini map device. You then type into it: “Key Card”. It shows an arrow pointing to a large metal door with the words elevator on it. It seems that aliens also have lunch breaks. There’s only one alien on duty. You shoot his armour. The laser slips clean through his kidney or was it both his hearts. Wierd. You jump in the elevator. It goes slowly up. A group of aliens appear and you get your pistol ready. When you put your finger on the trigger. A suit engulfs you. It was white and seemed very light.

You pull the trigger and lasers shoot out. The suits seems to be high tech. One alien shoots you and in a rush of panick. Your nerves trigger something called AR mode. You start seeing that the aliens are going slower and that the shot hadn’t hurt you. Now a voice says that this is your first time in battle and triggers walkthrough mode. The slow-motion event ended. Without you thinking about it. You jump on the wall of the big elevator. You run in AR mode and run around on the wall. Against your will, you create another pistol using nanomeds. And shooting. You jump off the wall and flip around to kick the one alien with your foot.

Now, the fun begins. You create a sword using nanomeds. You have your free will again. What do you do?

(c) Use walkthrough mode

(d) Carry on and delete walkthrough mode

1. What is green and likes the sun?

2. What is soft and round smelly and makes sounds?

3. What has big feet and jumps very high?

4. What is fat like honey and very big

5. What is dark and only comes at night and scared of light

This is the riddle:

You are trapped in a box on a desert island in a lake. How do you get out?

If you do somehow get out, there’s hungry sharks surrounding the island. How do get over the water?

If you get over the water, there’s a forest which you can only get through if you have a horse. How do you get through?

If you get through that, there’s a giant wall that stretches for miles and miles. How do you get over?

All you have is an apple and a knife.

P.S. The box is metal. It’s just a normal knife and apple. The sharks eat people. The wall is the size of the eiffel tower and as long as, uh, something really, really big.  Don’t cheat.

You have to go back for Jimmy, his your friend. Nevertheless, your best friend. You go out the door which just seems to open by itself. You imagine yourself in the vent while you walk. You reach the door. It has an electrical key code system. You look around and you see a factory. No is your chance to be in a real space ship! You find a box. You look into it and it has laser pistols. You take one, but then you see an illusion-hologram camera. You can only hold one, but which one?

(c) The laser pistol

(d) The illusion-hologram camera

They might find you in the box. You think. You grab Jimmy’s hand and you run to the door. It opens automatically. There are six escape pods. Jimmy gets into one and so do you. They’re manual, but there’s pictures which makes things easier. You escape with Jimmy behind you. It seems the aliens spotted you because they came out in intercepting spacecrafts. You start panicking and sart pressing the direction, altitude and speed buttons. Jimmy seems fine. He’s calm and is just pressing buttons like it were a real world of exploration.

You start thinking that it’s time to give them a little hard time. You increase altitude and speed to make a loop behind the four aliens. You start thinking if there’s a shoot control on this escape pod. You do see something which could be the shooting buttons. One is a red button that says emergancy. And the other looks like a picture of an explosion. This could be the self destruct button and the red one may be the eject button, but one might be a shooting button. But which one?

(a) The red button

(b) The one with the explosion on it

You tell Jimmy to jump into the box with you. When you jump in, he realise you’ve activated a whole lot of bombs. You exploded. A hole was cut through the spaceship, but you’re dead.

You Lose

Grandfather: What are your average grades boy?

Grandson: B+

Grandfather: When I was your age, I got A+!

How many fights do you get into?

Grandson: So far only two.

Grandfather: When I was your age, I got into a fight everyday!

How old are you, boy?

Grandson: Nine years old.

Grandfather: When I was your age, I was Eleven years old!!!!

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R.I.P

IN MEMORY OF GOKU WHO DIED OF NO AIR, WHICH WAS CAUSED BY LAUGHING TOO MUCH

Riddle#1 :

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

Riddle#2 :

I give you a group of three. One is sitting down, and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns.What are the group of three?

Riddle#3 :

I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be. What is the word

Riddle#4 : Three lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks

what am i?

Riddle#5 :  Glittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust

what am i?

Riddle#6 : The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

Riddle#7 :

The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn’t know they are. What is it?

Riddle#8 :

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Riddle#9 :

What’s black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you’re all through with it?

Riddle#10 :

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

If you dont get them dont worry

I will post them soon!

You have to go back for Jimmy, his your friend. Nevertheless, your best friend. You go out the door which just seems to open by itself. You imagine yourself in the vent while you walk. You reach the door. It has an electrical key code system. You look around and you see a factory. No is your chance to be in a real space ship! You find a box. You look into it and it has laser pistols. You take one, but then you see an illusion-hologram camera. You can only hold one, but which one?

(c) The laser pistol

(d) The illusion-hologram camera

You decide it’s too risky. You enter the space shuttle and fly away. As you get closer to Earth, you start seeing a red outline around you. The next thing you know is you wake up in your bed. You want to put on clothes, but you see you already got clothes on. It was all a dream. You check your calender. It’s saturday. It was a dream! You go to Jimmy’s house, but his mother says he’s been missing for a week and so were you, but you came back.

I’m not sure if it’s a win or a lose so I’ll just say.

You Win